What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

NASA spots Martian volcano twice the height of Mount Everest bursting through the morning clouds: Space photo of the week - Live Science

Dr No

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was your first experience like with a black man?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?